It's my newest obessesion.
Some of my recent favorites:
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people."
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I found out my teacher write descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the description appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name is said "Tubby". FML
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